Oh Patrick Kane, what’s wrong with you? I get it you’re 23, making BIG money and scored the game winning goal to win the 2010 Stanley Cup against my home team, but come the puck on, grow up!
If you’re going to go out and party, get drunk and act stupid can’t you do it without choking females and acting like you’re better then everyone?
Today’s day and age it’s hard for athletes to go out and have fun without someone taking pictures and blasting it all over the Internet for everyone to see. Athletes have been acting like this for years, minus maybe the choking part. Only thing was, before all this technology was invented only the people at the party knew about the incidents.
You have to be smarter Kane; we live in a world of gossip with today’s technology.
You, in my opinion ruined your reputation as a great hockey player. As a matter of fact, you put embarrassment on all USA born hockey players, including myself. Sure I don’t play in the NHL but there are A LOT of kids who look up to you as a hockey player then they see your true self and think it’s ok to do this stuff.
YOU’RE A PUCKING ROLEMODEL, ACT LIKE ONE!
It’s bad enough Alexander Radulov and Andre Kostitsyn brake curfews during the playoffs and drinks the same day of a game, we don’t need Americans doing it too.
Patrick, do any of these testimonies sound familiar? Or were you that drunk that you don’t recall any of this?
“Kaner was pulling down girls sun glasses and then going “ehhh, not good enough ” just straight being a douche right to their faces. Pretty strong move if you can pull it off”. – Anonymous
“According to one friend he was ‘ridiculous’ and was just ‘pulling random girls to him’ and making out with them”. – Anonymous
“Kane got kicked out of the Kappa Sig party I was at for trying to choke a girl. It took 10 of us to push him and two of his buddies out of the house. He hung around outside and then disappeared into Kappa Kappa Gamma with some hot sorority girls. He was very very drunk. Also, he drinks beer like a girl. He moves his whole arm up to his mouth and sips it”. – Anonymous
“I was at the frat party Pat Kane attended on Saturday afternoon. First off, he wasn’t even supposed to be there, he had been hooking up with the frat president’s girlfriend, a junior, over the past year, and had even gone so far as to jet her around the country. Despite this, he showed up anyway and proceeded to get blackout drunk. Later, he relentlessly began hitting on a girl who wanted nothing to do with him—his response to this denial, attempt to choke her, which is what ultimately got him booted”. – Anonymous
“I have a video of Patrick Kane at Kappa Sigma getting kicked out. It is my video and I actually follow him as he’s getting kicked out of the house. A fight almost breaks out while a screaming match is going on. I will not accept anything under $5000 for this video”. – Anonymous
“When he walked in I asked him who he thought would win the NYR game (was there with a few other fans).. He was wasted and being a sarcastic dick, could tell he said capitals would win only after looking at my NYR shirt, I asked him what he thought of Henrik Lundqvist and he said sarcastically that he’s not that great and he’s decent. He was asked by another fan why he was hating on Henrik. Kane asked the Rangers fan if he would suck Henrik’s **** and made the motion with his hand at which point I told him there was a reason we (the rangers) were still on TV and he wasn’t, he kissed a bottle of beer as if to kiss the Stanley cup and I told him to enjoy golfing and left”. – Anonymous
LAST I CHECKED KANE, LUNDQVIST HAVE BEEN ROBBING YOU SINCE YOU ENTERED THE NHL!
“Later in the day around 5:30 pm he got in a confrontation with a group of guys over a some supposed anti-Semitic comments he made towards one of the other guys. I was working at the door and they were talking to each other in front of me and across the street. I couldn’t really hear what was being said but it looked like a fight was going to break out but the cops showed up and threatened to arrest Kane and then he walked away”. – Anonymous
I THINK WE ALL GET THE POINT BY NOW.
Makes you wonder if Patrick Kane has been doing this all season long with how brutal he has played this past season. At times like Mike Milbury said, he looked like a lost puppy on the ice.
What a waste of talent you are Kane, you have embarrassed yourself and the Chicago Blackhawks organization, an original six team none the less.
Then again, you’re just doing what America has taught you to do. Blame society?
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