Carolina Panthers-I Mean Carolina Pussies-NFL Week 4 Preview 10-2-16
The Panthers were humiliated 22-10 at home by the Vikings a week ago. Typically Panthers, all the way to Cats, are savage mammals. So here we go! Carolina Panthers-I Mean Carolina Pussies-NFL Week 4 Preview 10-2-16
Not these Cam Newton Led Pussies
Cam Newton couldn’t split the Viking’s overwhelming barrier as they fell 22-10, and saw their 14 amusements home winning streak snapped. Newton did not have a decent game, as he was picked off three times and tossed no touchdowns. Barely completing the game going 21 for 35 for 262 yards.
Newton has been kept moderately calm in two of the three games thus far. Which is no pucking surprise. Wonder if he is walking away from interviews still?
The Broncos once again shut him down in week one, and he has now tossed for just a sum of 809 yards, with five touchdowns on the season.
The Pussies were without Jonathan Stewart in their last game and figured out how to keep running for 105 yards with Cameron Artis-Payne driving the path. With 47 yards for 12 attempts.
Stewart is relied upon to miss this matchup also, naturally expect to see a greater amount of Artis-Payne. Who will get shut the puck down.
The Panthers defense was strong in this one, holding Sam Bradford to just 171 yards. Also holding the Vikings to just 58 yards on the ground with no rushing TDs. Yet the Pussies still lost the game.
Luke Keuchly was everywhere throughout the field last week, making 13 tackles and he’s tied for 1st in the NFL with 34 tackles. The Carolina Pussies’ defense has not been as sharp as last season, now permitting 23.3 points per game. Take you wagers off of them winning the Super Bowl this season. Actually, they will never win a Stupid-Bowl with Newton at QB.
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