Everyone loves to laugh about their own hockey team and with the 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs around the corner, here are a couple funny Pucking Hockey GIFS and Jokes.
Bruins Fan vs Flyers Fan
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Flyers fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except one kid named Gilbert.
The teacher looks at Gilbert and says, “Gilbert, you’re not a Flyers fan?”
He says, “Nope, I’m a Bruin fan!”
She says, “Well why are you a Bruin fan and not a Flyers fan?”
To which Gilbert replies, “Well, my mom is a Bruin fan, and my dad is a Bruin fan, so I’m a Bruin fan.”
The teacher’s not real happy. She’s a little hot under the collar.
She says, “Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!”
Gilbert says, “Then I’d be a Flyers fan!”
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French Frog Dwarf Fan? Toronto Maple Laffs Fan?
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it in the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal“, she writes in his notebook.
“But I’m not a Leafs fan,” the little hero said.
“Sorry, since we’re in Toronto, I just assumed you were.” said the reporter and starts again. “Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack!” he continued writing in his notebook.
“I’m not a Jays fan either,” the boy said.
“I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or a Jays fan. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.
“I’m a Montreal Canadiens fan.” the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little French Frog Dwarf from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
Funny One Liner Hockey Jokes
Q: What do college students and the Flyers have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
Q: What’s the difference between the LA Kings and the Philadelphia Flyers?
A: The last Kings’ Stanley Cup team picture isn’t in black and white.
Q: What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
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